Blorp the Polite
From: The third moon of a very small planet
Blorp crossed forty light-years to say hello and has been stuck in a loop of apologising for the delay ever since. Known for tipping a hat it does not have.
Meet the aliens
A lineup of weird visitors, each with a backstory. Every one of them is invented, and none is dangerous. Probably.
Captain Zindle
From: A planet that is mostly ocean and opinions
A retired starship captain who lost her ship in a card game. She now borrows other people’s saucers and returns them with a full tank and a slightly different paint job.
The Quiet Ones
From: Unknown, and they are not telling
A trio of tall grey visitors who communicate only by standing very still in cornfields. Nobody has ever won a staring contest against them.
Mx. Fizzwick
From: A nebula that smells of cinnamon
A shimmering, shape-shifting traveller who collects Earth recipes. Has opinions about toast and will share them.
Old Gorrum
From: The long way round
The oldest visitor on file. Gorrum has seen four hundred sunrises on four hundred worlds and still thinks ours is one of the good ones.
Pip-7
From: A factory on the edge of a galaxy
A tiny scout robot that was sent to count Earth’s moons and has become hopelessly attached to one particular cat.
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